The Let's Play Archive

WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 12: Lousy Path Finding Wastes Aplenty

Episode 11 - Lousy Path Finding Wastes Aplenty - (Twitch VOD)
Episode Title by Zephyr

Other submitted titles are:
Loser's Posterier Fucking Wrecked Absolutely -crow
Lumber Puncher Flamander Watches Anxiously - Flamander
Loyal Partner Freddie Wins Altruastically -crow
Loss Precipitated From Wrestling Altruism -crow
Long Pause 'Fore Win, A'ight? -crow

IGgy IGsen posted:

All right! Here's the match card and the time for saturday. You can also vote for who's gonna be in the bonus match. It's also the last show before our next Special Show (which I think is a better name than PPV, because that implies that a purchase is necessary somehow, then again, maybe I shouldn't use a term that can be abbreviated with SS...). It'll be Monday Night Raw!!! On a Saturday.

I'd also like to know from you what your favorite matches were so far. In the future I'll probably run a poll for Match of the Night but for past matches you can just throw me some you still remember and enjoyed.


#1 Buscus Brawl
Dr. Ham (c) vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#2 Singles Match
D the Destroyer vs. Bone Pimp

#3 Singles Match
Nadira vs. DivineCoffeeBinge

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Palpatine (c)

#5 Singles Match
Link vs. anilEhilated

#6 Co-Comm Title Match
Woolsey Smythe and a tree vs. Fred Hope and Flamander (c)

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Vote for who's gonna be in it here.

Rather Watch Them posted:

DCB, I know you've been struggling for a while, and I think I have the solution.

Val reveals a small vial of sticky black powder.

I'm going to level with you: I don't know what this is going to do. It's a combination of a few medicinal plants and extracts of some moon stuff. That and your coffee should be... well, it should produce a result. I'm going to leave this with you, and it's up to you if you want to take it.

Take it, take it, take it! Put it in your venti toasted caramel frappuccino with non-dairy whip and toffee sprinkles! Grow stronger, go faster, be better!

I believe in you, DCB. I believe that you don't need this, but it's yours.

You need it! You crave it! Look at me, I'm the champion! The champion knows, she does! I am the taste of victory!

Good luck out there.

Val looks at the reflection on her phone, at the dark figure staring back at her.

I thought I got rid of you.

You can't get rid of me! I'm like your Black Parade fanart: I will live forever!

Kadorhal posted:

Come in, Agent 825.

Crunatus.

Time is short, so I'll be brief. We have reason to believe there's still suspicion about the disappearance of this Threemen fellow.

Shaantitus?

Not quite at that level, yet, but we still need to allay these fears right away. And you're currently our best infiltrator... you can guess what I'm hinting at, correct?

Pretaanluxis?

No, no no no, God no! We're going to need something a bit more subtle than a zombie with an axe killing everyone.

Ah... Desco malax, hatanoceo shaantitus.

Precisely. I'll leave you to it.

Bhuuesco... caecux...






Exim'ha.


IGgy IGsen posted:

Wow, what a show. You can put in your vote for Match of the Night here http://www.strawpoll.me/14943743

Results

#1 Buscus Brawl
Dr. Ham (c) vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
Dr. Ham treats Chris Pine to some back pains with the Miracle Spine-O-Cracker

Scene: Nuffkins considers opponents for his title defense at Monday Night Raw and settles on BNF, who's taken on a behind the scenes role by now, to earn the rights to wear a kilt just like his,

#2 Singles Match
D the Destroyer vs. Bone Pimp
Bone Pimp showed off all his moves, but D got the better of him

#3 Singles Match
Nadira vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Not like this... (double count-out)

Scene: Kylo is REALLY sorry that he failed to avenge the death of Palpy, who never died. He just exploded and got better.

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Majestic Goat-Man vs. Palpatine (c)
MGM outta nowhere! But Palpy reverses it, oh no! And then he elbow drops onto MGM's butt and goes for the 1-2-3...

Scene: Fruity and Link discuss Hugs before Link reveals that he's gonna beat up anil to earn a match against Palpy

#5 Singles Match (Match of the Night)
Link vs. anilEhilated
Link got is ass kicked so hard! But holy crap, what a comeback. anil goes down after the second Sunset Flip Power Bomb

#6 Co-Comm Title Match
Woolsey Smythe and a tree vs. Fred Hope and Flamander (c)
The WO takes the win! See guys? It doesn't always take the WORM. Anyway, this means Freddie and Flamander retain

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Palpatine vs. Kurt Angle
Kurt took, like, three Palpy Moves, one Galactic Elbow, one Imperial Power Bomb and some other shit while Palpy took two Triple-Germans, one Ankle Lock and two Angle Slams before he finally stayed down for the 3-count.
Angle will return next week to beat another of our guys with a broken freaking neck. Oh it's true. It's damn true.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

So... I didn't get beat! I mean, I didn't win, but still! That's... that's progress, right?

*sigh*...